Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Things I Don't Give a Damn! About

Quick list of things in the news which I for one just don't give a damn about, at all not one ounce. A brief description of each to follow if necessary for clarity. So here goes:
1. OJ Simpson - please media just stop reporting this idiot altogether (if we pretend he is not here maybe he really will go away)
2. US Congress - come on now really when was the last time they actually did anything worthwhile? All they really want is face time for their next election.
3. Anna Nicole Smith - first she is dead, second didn't care what she did when she was alive.
4. Soccer - played it all while growing up, fun to play boring to watch or talk about.
5. Jesse Jackson - any black politician or black leader getting more attention than him is accused of acting white, and usually what he protests ends up being a joke factually anyhow.
6. Britney Spears - please allow the trailer trash to remain in the trailer park without photos or reporting of their inbred ways.
7. Hilary Clinton - omg the only thing worse than having to look at her is having to listen to her. at least we know why Bill cheated after seeing and hearing her.
8. Tom Cruise and Scientology - sorry but if your "religion" was started by a science fiction writer and only around for less than a century then I am not taking it too seriously.
9. Barry Bonds - you have milked your career through drugs and acting like a jerk. please retire so we can all forget about you.
10. Keith Olbermann - i know you worked at ESPN but your political crap I have to listen to during Sunday night football is irking my last nerve.

Ok so I will stop at 10, well for today at least, I reserve the right to post a new list daily with additions or subtractions as I see fit.

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